Crypt Custodian cover

Crypt Custodian

A top-down metroidvania that makes exploration easy to love by removing almost every punishment for curiosity.

platform:
PC
published:
Mar 31, 2026

Review brief

Recommendation: Great

Completion

Completion tiers

GoalTimeDifficultyStatus
100%~11 hoursModerateComplete
genres
metroidvania / action / adventure / indie
release
2024

Highlights & caveats

Review highlights and caveats

  • Standout

    Death barely interrupts

    Free teleporting and costless deaths make suspicious paths easy to chase immediately.

    Quality of Life
  • Standout

    Palace keeps folding open

    New abilities turn old routes, shortcuts, and side paths into fresh invitations.

    Exploration
  • Strong

    Pluto sells the tone

    The rescued ghosts and inn hangouts give the afterlife real warmth.

    Charm
  • Strong

    Upgrades stay useful

    Movement tools and broom abilities keep feeding both traversal and combat.

    Progression
  • Strong

    Puzzles stay approachable

    Secrets and environmental tricks reward curiosity without becoming guide bait.

    Puzzle Design
  • Mixed

    Combat rarely steals the show

    Bosses are solid, but regular encounters stay pretty simple.

    Combat
  • Mixed

    Some districts blur together

    A few areas rely more on palette swaps than genuinely distinct layouts.

    Area Variety

Quick take

Crypt Custodian is a top-down metroidvania about Pluto, a dead cat sentenced to clean the afterlife. It stands out because it removes almost every reason to hesitate without flattening the joy of discovery.

What works

The quality-of-life design is the star. You can teleport to any visited well at any time, and dying costs nothing. That makes every suspicious path is worth checking because curiosity is encouraged instead of taxed.

Exploration stays rewarding too. New abilities open shortcuts, hidden routes, and optional challenges across the palace grounds, while Pluto's broom keeps cleaning, fighting, and scavenging pleasantly connected. The cast sells the tone as well. Rescued ghosts fill the inn with enough warmth to make every return feel better.

Where it slips

Combat is clean but simple. Bosses ask for attention, but regular enemies rarely push beyond basic swings, dodges, and specials. A few zones also blur together more in layout than the color palette suggests.

Who it's for

This is a great fit if you want a metroidvania that respects your time without losing its sense of place. Teleport aggressively, follow suspicious paths because mistakes are cheap, and use the hint system the moment a secret stops being fun. If you need combat depth to carry the whole game, the exploration will end up doing more work than the fights.